Could it be the Zimmerman verdict

That made my niece’s nutty neighbor

Who made it out of Chelsea (or was it Lynn?)

On real estate to move up the coast to luscious spot in Beverly

To jump especially hard on the trespassing kids today

Hollering about his sickening property rights

Not worrying about the old statutes about the public right to a cowpath

Nor the self-inflicted wound of “Private Keep Out” signs on his beautiful borders

Enough to call Beverly’s Finest

Who, according to witness accounts, quickly administered a headlock,  threw the perp to the ground and cuffed him

They are well-trained

With all these years perfecting non-lethal combat in Baghdad and other places.